For the ones who quit arguing with idiots, dodged red flags, and found peace in staying home. 

The Certified H.O.E. sweatshirt celebrates Happiness Over Everything—a soft reminder that joy is your flex and comfort is your currency. Wear it like a trophy for outgrowing the bullshit.

· Relaxed, oversized unisex fit

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!