Introducing the “Love Is Late Fees” Hoodie
Because nothing says commitment issues like owing $37.62 on a VHS you never rewound.

This hoodie is for the romantics who equate intimacy with standing in line at Blockbuster on a Friday night, silently praying they’ve still got Die Hard 2. It’s nostalgia stitched into cotton, with a side of shame and a receipt that will outlive your last three relationships.

Soft as hell but emotionally unavailable, this hoodie wraps you up like the ex who never returned your hoodie… or your dignity. Perfect for ghosting group chats, sneaking fast food into a first date, or just binge-watching the fact that you peaked in 1999.

Wear it when love feels like a past-due notice. Because at the end of the day, the only thing more permanent than heartbreak is a Blockbuster late fee.

• Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!