This shirt drags us back to when falling in love meant risking your life, not just your Wi-Fi connection.

Featuring a couple wrapped in passion and pecked at by Hitchcock’s flying hellspawn, it’s proof that if you’re not dodging emotional baggage, you’re dodging crows.

Made from soft, apocalyptic-ready fabric, this tee is perfect for date nights that end in chaos or walks of shame that attract flocks.

Love hurts. Sometimes it scratches, sometimes it scars—and sometimes it chases you in a cornfield. Either way, this shirt says: romance should be thrilling, not boring.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!